meladoodle:

alright today in sex education we’ll be having a practical lesson. i’ll meet you all individually in my office

(via irritate)

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rumour:

my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever

(via nphotpieceofass)

nymphis:

cries before math exam

cries during math exam

cries after math exam

(via starb-cks)

tbhwut:

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

(via wilfanddonnanoble)

rockholmes:

i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters

and also who the fuck does costume design

no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets

(Source: 3370318, via forever)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via forever)